Fun Stuff & Nonsense
one fine day
in the middle of the night
two dead boys
got up to fight.
back to back
they faced each other...
drew their swords
and shot one another.
a deaf policeman heard the noise.
came and shot them two dead boys.
If you don't believe this lie is true,
Ask the blind man.
He saw it, too.
Last night i saw upon the stair
a little man who wasn't there.
he wasn't therE AGAIN TODAY
I WISH THAT MAN WOULD GO AWAY..
I think, therefore I am ... I think.
Huh? You saying I need to edit that?
Nahhh, I'm gonna go ahead and publish it. Probably be famous someday. Go down in history.
You'll see!
You'll see!
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ON DIETING...
Methuselah ate what he found on his plate
And never as people do now
Did he note the amount
Of the calorie count.
He ate it because it was chow.
He wasn't disturbed as at dinner he sat
Devouring a roast or a pie,
To think it was lacking
In granular fat
Or couple of vitamins shy.
He cheerfully chewed each species of food
Unmindful of troubles or fears,
Lest his health might be hurt
By some fancy dessert
And HE lived over nine hundred years.
-Anonymous
Methuselah ate what he found on his plate
And never as people do now
Did he note the amount
Of the calorie count.
He ate it because it was chow.
He wasn't disturbed as at dinner he sat
Devouring a roast or a pie,
To think it was lacking
In granular fat
Or couple of vitamins shy.
He cheerfully chewed each species of food
Unmindful of troubles or fears,
Lest his health might be hurt
By some fancy dessert
And HE lived over nine hundred years.
-Anonymous